Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.
by WangmasterFlash September 20, 2024
Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!
After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.
The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.
The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.
by DJ Jewdiculous November 08, 2010
Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008
Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.
See also 'sex sheets'
See also 'sex sheets'
Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
by The girl from the flats May 08, 2013
by GingerMan38 May 11, 2011
an, often, half asleep motion in the sheets that resembles a the makings of a snow angel and is made by a person lying faceup in the bed and making sweeping motions with the arms and legs while searching for a phone.
My phone was going off in my bed but I couldn’t remember what side of the bed I put it so I made sheet angels to find it.
by Jeromeerome May 08, 2024