Do point

The do point is the level of intoxication necessary to induce beer goggles. This point will vary depending on one's standards and the woman's level of attractiveness, from sober all the way up to extremely wasted. Similarly to how the dew point cannot exceed the current temperature, the do point cannot exceed one's degree of alcohol tolerance, as passing out will come before beer goggles can take effect.

Jason only went to the party with Helga because he felt bad for her, but he passed his do point and now he's got a busted baby mama for life.

by Book bag July 24, 2019

Point grabbing

Stealing someone else's MVP in a video game even though they have more kills than you.

Me: I have 7 kills how are you above me?!
Them: I was point grabbing, hehe

by melllk November 6, 2019

The Point of Root

The point of root is when one is at a point where there actions could not be any looser

Jim: Oi cunt look at that tradie over there, i think he has hit the point of root
Rod: Fucken oath he has, he's rootin a dead squirrel while taking a fat BOG down some poor cunts throat

by LooseOath from round the corna June 4, 2019

House points

Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.

Mainly used in british schools.

Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"

Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."

Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"

house points are for good students/pushovers

by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019

Thot points

Thot Points are the rating system based on acts and actions to measure how much of a Thot someone is. Measured in 000's

"How many Thot Points would you give her?"

by Sonney Jim May 21, 2018

Laughing Point

Describing how easily a person laughs at things. Comparable to the boiling point (where the water starts to boil when it becomes too hot). Laughing point is the point where you start laughing at something when you find something funny.

Directly translated from the Chinese word ‘笑点’

'You have a high laughing point'.
'Really? I think my laughing point is quite low. I laugh at almost everything'.

by mochibabe April 14, 2020

Funny Point

When your friend tries to be funny, but says something so stupid and unfunny, or a joke that has been overused way too much that you have to award him with a point.

Person 1: what’s nine plus ten?
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.

by BakedOwl May 15, 2020