by MJ'sdiRtyDiaNa May 19, 2010

Willfully ignorant person who blissfully passes time mechanically chewing gum with no light bulbs on upstairs in the noggin, and only wants to enjoy themselves and talk about vapid pop culture and never hurt their brain with boring or inconvenient substantive topics that make them uncomfortable.
Can you keep the topic to something light and fun? I don't want bubble gum chewers like Becky and Chad to get uncomfortable and call 911 on us, and shut happy hour down.
by savmont June 3, 2020

by Ant138767 April 26, 2015

by at#0001 April 4, 2023

An old African-American from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.
by jweezy13 April 25, 2011

When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.
Example 1
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
by super-mega-jesus-god-BITCH-HOE May 16, 2010

by I_Can't_Hear_2_Good August 10, 2004
