Crab Eater

Someone that eats pussy lice.

Damn, What a Crab Eater!

by randomShit1234567 September 7, 2010

Useless eater

One who never worked a day in his or her life, despite never being physically or mentally disabled yet steals social security every month via the spousal benefit simply by virtue of being married to someone who worked despite the fact that they themselves contributed nothing

The spousal benefit is welfare for the lazy, useless eaters, who are married to a rich person. Abolish the spousal benefit.

by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020

Pencil Eater

That one kid who always sharpens his pencils until they become absolutely nothing, and tapes together pens with about five pounds of tape, and colors the pens. Also known as the Frankenstein of Pencils

Dude, that guy is such a pencil eater. He just blew through an industrial size pallet of 3000 boxes of pencils in like 30 minutes.

by BoomboxFish June 14, 2019

Jean Eater

An extreme camel toe.

Hey dude, check out the jean eater on that chick! Right on, it looks like a hatchet wound!

by benwastyxx September 17, 2010

almond eater

Noun: Slang term for a person of portuguese heritage.

That almond eater won't stop staring at us.

He's not spanish, he's an almond eater.

by YourMotherHo February 4, 2010

desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Booty eater

A big Mexican boi thats gay

Bro I have seen that booty eater

by The king 👑 June 19, 2019