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Dakota

Dakota is disrespectful, he is always disrespectful, but when it comes to listening to music he is dead silent.
Dakota was born on November 2nd 2009
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Dakota

There are NO words that can describe the amount of love and respect you could have for a dakota. she is the best friend that anyone could ever wish for and there is nothing that anyone could tell me to make me think different. she gives the best advice and will NEVER EVER let you down and u have my word on that. but fr not shit they give HELLA good and also not to mention are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS ON THE PLANET AHHHH. i really think that if ur best friend is called dakota you dont need anyone else because she will always be your #1. also boys fall for her all the time but you know that she wont go for anyone that is not good for her. she will do ANYTHING for her best friend even to the point of breaking up with someone that has hurt her bestie. yes she is that good of a human. there is nothing in this world that could make me or anyone that knows a dakota think something other than the best about her. she is also THE most supportive every ahh.
Boy: oml who is that shes kind really hot tbh

Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth
by masonoffners June 1, 2020
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South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.
Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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dakotaing

To see incessantly consider how mundane every day things pertain to Battletech.
Dakota brought up Battletech thirteen times at lunch today, he's really dakotaing lately.
by Chay Comas March 30, 2023
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Dakota

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.
Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.
by South American Tundra May 21, 2025
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Dakota

Dakota is like a fresh drop of rain. She’s smart, inspiring, kind, funny, and tenacious. She usually wears clothes that hide her body. She can be insecure, but she always snaps back. Her smile lights up a room. And you could get lost in her eyes forever. She can be feisty though so make sure you can handle and sarcasm and attitude.
Person One: “Who is she?”

Person Two: “That’s Dakota..”

Person One: “She’s amazing

Person Two: “I know..”
by Waterlily44 February 24, 2023
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Dakota

Dakota is the best person you'll ever meet. He's social and gets along with others easily, but is introverted at heart. He has gorgeous brown eyes, long eyelashes, amazing hair, a sharp jawline, and an attractive, lean physique. When he tries, he can quickly turn from cute and boyish to hot and sexy. People fall in love with him easily. Even so, his personality outshines his looks. He is effortlessly funny, witty, and never dry in conversations. He uses humour to hide pain and sadness, and it's hard for him to be vulnerable and open up to someone, but he might if you gain his trust. In addition to his charming personality, he is intelligent and academically successful in all subjects, but especially in the sciences. This is a product of both his natural talent and his consistent work ethic. Dakota also loves dogs and is extremely affectionate with them. As a dedicated gamer, Dakota invests heavily in his games and is really good at them. He's amazing to his friends and there for you when you need it, but he isn't averse to talking about people behind their back. He never does this with true malicious intent though. If you're in a romantic relationship with Dakota, he will spoil you beyond belief. He is extremely loyal and can be very romantic when he wants to, but if the relationship isn't mutual and his efforts aren't reciprocated, he can withdraw very quickly. Dakota is someone you should keep close if you're lucky enough to know him. He is pretty amazing.
"So he's smart, funny, and attractive?"

"Yup, that's Dakota."
by annoymoushandle March 1, 2022
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