A slappable form of a beer insulator which combines the much loved slap bracelet of the 90s with the convenience of a beer coozie.
"Slap that cloozie around my bottle yo....I'm gonna go smash and don't want it gettin' all warm n' shit." "Word."
by sloozy June 19, 2014
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Cooze- A superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
Cooze- A superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
My girl was fly, til she joined that sorority. Now I'm surrounded by coozery. But you know I still be bustin' them guts!
by Dr. Twerky, Professor of Booty May 14, 2015
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by GRAPHDES December 27, 2015
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Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
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Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
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