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computer five

Giving a virtual "high-five" by means of two people being on a computer and mutually agreeing that if they were in the same room, they would high-five.
Yo brah that is so awesome, give me a computer five!
by alexhasskills March 12, 2012
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computer cat

person one: have you heard of the computer cat discord?
person two: yeah! that server is fucking retarded, i got banned for saying queer!
by computercathater13 February 9, 2022
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Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.
Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?
by dim sim brit July 8, 2011
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Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely hardly create a model of the real stuffs with it.
Computer science are bunch of imaginitive numbers piled together to create a place to store all the knowledge in the world which does and does not exist at the same time.
by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019
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Computer Hangover

Stay up for 24- hours on the computer then next day you feeling sleeply head.
Me- (yawning)

Teacher- ooh, are you stay up late?
Me- yes... computer Hangover I guess.
by sownerzz May 2, 2011
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Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".
For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"
by Josh May 6, 2004
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computer quinn

1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.

2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.
1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn

2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.
by 10001110001 January 12, 2006
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