Cape Breton

A peninsula in Nova Scotia. Often mistaken as a real island. (never tell a caper that his island isnt a real island). nice scenery and that's about it. locals think it is the best place in the world (since they have never made it out of the maritimes). way to many Scottish People who all know each other.

Halifax person: Where are you from?
caper: im from cape Breton island!
Halifax person: don't you mean cape Breton peninsula?
caper: f**k you! i don't care what a map says its a real island!

by wh15 August 22, 2010

cape girls

The bitches with the dough.

Cape Girls got the hook ups.

by redman January 1, 2004

Cape girls

True Cape Cod girls (meaning born and raised here) are tough but loveable. Always up for a good time, whether that be driving around aimlessly, party at the beach, or walking around town spending hard-earned, grueling restaurant-work cash. The real ones are down to earth, but might get humor out of giving you misleading driving directions. Going to watch the sunset is a legitmate near everyday event, and their uncle or father owns a fishing boat that they have worked on before. They don't mind getting dirty, and are honest, level-headed chicks. Keep em around.

Lower Cape Girls are real Cape girls.

by ChtmGirl May 6, 2006

cape may

piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.

look at those little bitches goin down to cape may.

by XxX June 1, 2004

jimmy capped

The act of an outside source contacting the tip of one's penis, rather than one's testicles, providing a different kind of 'stinging' pain.

I went to go catwhack Jeff but i missed and instead jimmy capped his ass.

I got jimmy capped by a flying puck while playing street hockey.

by Linkage September 9, 2006

Cape Cod

A foul, fish-like, smelly penis that comes from not washing or properly maintaining your Cack. Usually affects people from the East Coast that live on the West Coast.

Shawn: Man that broad wouldn't go down on me!
Henry: I know she told me you had a Cape Cod.

by W.B. Eliis June 20, 2011

Cape Girls

also to be found in South Africa, i.e. Cape Town.
Display frighteningly similar traits to Cape Girls (USA). But as soon as they grow up, get married and have children they suddenly discover God.
Behaviour becomes holier than thou and they immediately lose all memory of prior sluttish, boorish, etc. behaviour.

That xxxxxxx, what a f**king hypocrite! Oh, and she's fat and opinionated.

by dpmse May 5, 2005