that whole Yale thing

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

by Siesmic Dan August 05, 2011

9 thing

the 9 thing, is the moment at which a programme starts on E4, and a large number of 16-25 year olds tune in.

Also, a 9 thinger, somebody who tunes in at said time, to said channel.

The O.C, Smallville, Invasion blah blah

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Its Monday, E4 of course"
"Ah, so your a 9 thinger"

by ollie_h May 18, 2006

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.

"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

by P-ROYCHCH October 22, 2008

Stomach did the thing

When you feel your stomach do the “thing”,, you’re turned on

“Bro my stomach did the thing reading that”

by 4l3xx.. August 11, 2023

Fuckin' thing sucks!

An exclamation used by Bill O'Reilly in a video of him flipping out on the set of his TV show.

Fuck it, I'll write it, and we'll do it live! Fuckin' thing sucks!

by MousAnony May 31, 2008

Things will get better

Another empty promise.
A lie they won’t stop telling me.

False hope.

Person 1: “i can’t do this anymore i just want to end it all now“
Person 2: “don’t say that. Things will get better. I promise”

by Life_is_empty March 17, 2021

Warm Fuzzy Thing

Another term for 'Monad', which is a construct borrowed from category theory that is often used in the functional programming language Haskell to represent stateful computation and side effects. The term 'Warm Fuzzy Thing' is promoted by the researcher Simon Peyton Jones because he feels that the term 'Monad' is far too imposing.

You can do IO using the IO warm fuzzy thing." "A warm fuzzy thing is kind of like a burrito, if you think about it hard enough." "The Maybe type class is a warm fuzzy thing

by dented42 October 27, 2010