by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
Get the Fairweather friend mug.Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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Get the Friend! mug.One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
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