I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

Fast like the past

a. When an event feels quickly paced
b. When a person/animal is quick in speed, either physical or mental

When he plays soccer, he's fast like the past.

by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013

like-herpes

When you log into your social network of choice and find that one overly enthusiastic friend has "liked" a huge amount of photos or posts in a short period of time. If dealing with a not-quite-normal person, chronic "like-herpes" is possible.

"I had 40 notifications when I logged in this morning; Janet gave me like-herpes. I'm probably gonna put here in the same posting group as my mom for a while."

by Tank88 September 6, 2013

Drive it like an Uber

When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.

"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"

by USC Godfather August 26, 2018

not sure who you like

If your like me and you never had a boyfriend\girlfriend and liked so my boys\girls then you have come to the right person.So its coming to the end of the school year and you have like a lot of boys\girls and not sure who you like because you end up likeing one of them and think you like another.

"Ohh there goes Chase."

"Do I still like Max I'm kinda getting jealous seeing him talk to Katie"
Friend: "I'm not sure who you like"

by Jane More May 16, 2016

Like Noah

And this is another simile so stay with me here because I know you struggle with this:

Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."

A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."

Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Presty-Like

Presty-Like is one of the most prettiest girl in the world. She's really kind and very pretty. If you met a Presty-Like, you are very lucky. She's really cute and she's there for you at any time. Presty-Like is such a beautiful woman.

Kaeya : I just hug a Presty-Like!

Tanjiro : Damn... You are so lucky!

by akazura November 21, 2021