Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.

I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.

by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018

double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

by double chonker September 30, 2022

double cannibalism

when your bestie says you should eat each other out.

anna: lets eat each other out
milluki: hoe that's double cannibalism

by annaa.rosee July 22, 2021

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

Double Fistception

The act of fisting someone with both fists through the vagina and asshole and giving yourself a fistbump during the process.

John: Hey Georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later?

Georgia: I can't, I had Taco Bell earlier. Maybe some other time when I don't have the runs.

by Allybama July 28, 2017

Double X

Be quiet or don't tell

"Rail me double X"
Rail me and don't tell

by Theghost23 October 11, 2022

Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020