National fuck a homie day

March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs

Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube

National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

National post your homegirl day

August 27. Post a picture of your homegirl and make it a pretty one, not an ugly one. And do the girl a favor and buy her food. This day is a special day for all homegirls. So do them a favor and post them to show appreciation!

It’s national post your homegirl day, Post that girl!

by Idk_7356 July 22, 2025

national shush day

national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior

mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE

jemima: shush.

mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW

by v4mp1r3t0ad April 24, 2021

national i love you day

tell your loved ones or partner how much you appreciate them and value their comfort

ex: Pan: hey joey! i love you so much even if i dont always express it or show it.

Joey: why are you telling me this now?
Pan: Bc it’s national i love you day duh!!

by @M23y November 8, 2023

National send James nudes day

On the 2nd of may every female must send James nudes

Send nudes on national send James nudes day

by Kachiggamanigga May 2, 2019

National Relay Day

On May 8th throught the nation marks relay day. In track, swimming, or cross country the athletes compete in a relay to see who is the fastest. It is used most often in a sentence to your coach or advisor.

“Coach today is national relay day therefore we must swim a relay”

by National relay day June 2, 2018

National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands

Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread

by gyTg(tTg55^7 January 29, 2023