Sad Hoe

Women that play the victim (especially married women or women in relationships), that attract men and use their “trauma” as a way to make men feel sorry for them and fall into her narrative so they can have their way with them and manipulate them. Usually cheaters, unhappy wives, with multiple boyfriends. They are master manipulators. Usually a baddie but a saddie.

Sad Hoe: My husband cheats on me, I want to divorce him.. you’re not like the rest I want you, not him.

Dumb guy: Yes, fuck him. I want you too..

Smart guy: Oh you married? Fuck all that, bye sad hoe.

by BakedBlackBean22 February 9, 2026

Dessert hoe

Someone who is a hoe that follows Dessert Zaddy who is usually at least 6-10"

Guys: Damnnnmm who is that giant with all those dessert hoes around him ??
Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!

by notKolt February 13, 2026

Dessert hoe

Someone who is a hoe that follows Dessert Zaddy who is usually at least 6-10"

Guys: Damnnnmm who is that giant with all those dessert hoes around him ??
Hot chicks: OMG! That must be Dessert Zaddy!

by notKolt February 13, 2026