Dick Chill

Masculine variant of Douche Chill.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

Dick Pickerell

When you haven’t seen your own Dick in years so you depend on others to send you Dick pics... of your own dick.

Hey Trish, send me that Dick Pickerell you snapped the other night! I have another lovely lady ready to pounce.

by Slick Dick Ricky January 30, 2018

scrapple dick

An asshole that is always staying stupid shit in front of everyone

Yo scrapple dick. Shut the fuck up

by Jimmy dan December 11, 2017

Limp dick

A chubby small penis🍆

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night!
Lola; loll was it big?
Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.

by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017

Dick wings

Used to describe the v-cut abdominal muscle shape. As if the v-shaped muscles are wings extended from the crotch.

Bruh, he be flyin out the gym and straight at them hoes with them dick wings

by Modern Langjugage April 22, 2022

Hauling dicks

When a jackass in a componsator speeds buy with no sight of slowing down.

Holy shit that guy was hauling dicks.

by Graphicfuzionz July 30, 2013

dylan the dick

A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.

Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me

Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.

by A_dickhead_hater August 9, 2019