They're Just kids bro

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.

Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

dunkin kid

delinquent zidiot who spends all their time at dunkin donuts smoking reciepts and cinnamon buns.

welp, fuck it, i knew little dylan would grow up to be a zipperhead, dunkin kid, magnum opus ziggerot.

by steveupsidedown October 3, 2019

The Quiet Kid

The kind of kid who usually goes unnoticed. They don't talk much but they seem to have a lot going on up there. You'd say "hey what's up?" and they'd awkwardly stammer out "hey". Sometimes they don't want to talk, sometimes they can't, usually a mix of both. Inside they can be pretty chill, nice, and funny. But get on their bad side and they turn cold. They can be intensely insulting and sometimes have a weapon or two at home. But if you're nice to them they will try their best to pay it back. They're not bad people, just hard to read and not very talkative. Some people think they have depression and will ask why they're so quiet. And to be honest, they don't really know either. They usually pick a spot at the back where no one can really see them. When they do talk though, It's gonna be interesting.

Guy one: "Is that emo kid depressed or something?"
Guy two: "Nah, just the quiet kid. He's actually pretty nice"
Guy three: "Seriously? I insulted his friend and he didn't hold back"

by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023

kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

Drama kid

Drama kid. When used as a derogatory term, it references the people who enjoy attention and actively seek it out at all times (consciously, subconsciously, or both). They will often try to set themselves apart from others in their group by bringing attention to their more unique qualities in a non-subtle manner.

Speaking loudly and often is not atypical for drama kids. Though just because someone is loud or talkative doesn’t necessarily mean they are a drama kid. The person in question may actually partake in theatrical activities or simply seem like they would. Manh would think of themselves as “outstandingly different”.

“Amma thinks she’s so quirky when she says stuff like that.”
“Yeah she gives me serious drama kid vibes”.

by Stuffedbearsunite242333 January 5, 2021

Billy the kid

A very young manager that has joined a high ranking managment team. Your typical Billy the kid, although very positive, will waist considerable time, effort and funds on things like powernappjng seminars and expensive but useless uniform upgrades which highlight their lack of real world knowledge.

The company just employed a Billy the kid. The company really needs some young vibrant ideas.

by Sam cannistan September 8, 2022