Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020

friends

A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.

Henry & I. I love him to death. Friends.

by lateygodga March 29, 2013

friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public

Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!

by Red Rocket November 25, 2021

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend

The definition should read *Life, StormHunterPSU, & Annoymous

Now all of you kindly go fuck yourselves!

by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004

Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.

Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna

by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021

Ten Tiny Armenian Friends

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.

"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."

by Knowmatik August 9, 2019

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024