3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

mac and sheet

When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.

I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.

by DeanRylie June 29, 2020

sheet leopard

a leopard who fucks women in the sheets

Person 1 "Hey did you hear about that leopard that escaped the zoo?"
Person 2 "Yeah I hear it was a sheet leopard."

by ass_eater9000 March 30, 2021

bounce sheet

Bounce sheets are the blankets and bedcovers and anything else when you have sex on top of a bed/couch/whatever.

yo i got jizz all over the bounce sheet you're gonna have to throw that out.

by yokaiimawilddog January 19, 2009

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet

1.Not literally as it is, this expression is used only when two friends (either existing gender), happens to kill another one accidentally and one or neither of them never tried (to solve this problem together) to sing the same song of regret yesterday.

2. To paraphrase, "Sing (or sung) Yesterday's Music sheet", is to settle a problem between two friends (usually a love situation." So when saying sing or sung, it is meant to settle.

*interrogation of deceased person's friend*
Police: It's not entirely your fault
Boy/girl: No! It is! I should've been the one to Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet with him/her!

by Sin_P June 10, 2017

balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008