fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.

Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”

by SHITIMDEADAGAIN June 17, 2022

tossing the sheets

Tossing the sheets is another term of saying let's get freaky as fuck in this bed by tossing the sheets

By: Mr&Misses.Smith

Erik: baby you ready to go " Toss the sheets ?"
Victoria:Fuck yea, you know I will toss the sheets with your lion king ass any and every chance I get

"TOSSING THE SHEETS WITH MY BOTTOM BITCH"

by Mr.&Mrs.Smith December 29, 2021

Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 May 7, 2018

Sheet snot

The wet spot she leaves on the bed after sex, usually where she passes out after sex.

She had to wash the sheets after I fucked her, cuz of the "sheet snot "she leaked.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Jack Sheet

Laminated pic of à naked female sent to inmates in jail that they trade for comasary such as Ramen noodles and smokes

Damn, Jason got his hands on some good Jack sheets.

by Sillyswallows April 17, 2019

Ref Sheet

A shortened version of "Reference Sheet", a piece of art traditionally used within the Furry Fandom to represent one's fursona to be used in other commissioned work. These sheets are used to represent a character's unique personality, species, name, and markings.

"Hey, I would like to commission a badge."
"Do you have a ref sheet I can use?"
"Yep, here it is:"

by WolfoYang February 18, 2024