Sheet Splooger

Someone who has sex so often, he earned the title of Sheet Splooger

Jessie, did you see george? they say he's "The Infamous Sheet Splooger"!

by The Infamous Sheet Splooger July 8, 2023

Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022

Venmo in the sheets

when you wait until the end of the day to calculate the venmo.

don’t venmo request me now, request me later tonight. I’m more of a venmo in the sheets typa gal.

by Shartesaiye July 10, 2022

Sheet-tea

Sheet-tea is a tea made from Goatweed aka Woolly Croton. The tea was used as a medicine for fighting fevers and colds. The origins come from fragmented and rapidly disappearing oral history of the indigenous blacks of North America.

The plant Woolly Croton is considered poisonous by scientist and there is no written uses for this plant or none that can be easily found.

The tea was prepared by placing a large pot of water over fire, turning off the fire once the water is boiling then placing the entire plant in the pot and covering it for 15-30 minutes or until the water darkens.

It's best to pick the Sheet-tea before first frost otherwise, it loses its potency.

by UnknowableOne July 10, 2022

Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.

Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”

by SHITIMDEADAGAIN June 17, 2022

Sheet metal worker

A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer

“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.

by Steamfitter420 April 22, 2022

Sheet Box

The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.

"Franco sniffed the sheets in the sheet box that his friend mitch had slept on recently."

by Sheet Box Guy November 29, 2022