You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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A literal bipolar woman "But you didn't agree with me THEN!"

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by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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You Better Goo Goo Me!

Slang for "You better not underestimate me!"
This phrase is usually used when someone's skill is underestimated by someone before they try to prove themselves.
Steve: "Bro you're trash at ball, you can't even make a three pointer for crying out loud!"
Dale: "Nah, YOU BETTER GOO GOO ME! Watch this!"
*Dale completely misses the shot*
Steve: You fucking imbecile
by Mehrio April 26, 2023
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you caught me in my nightie

When someone is caught in the act of wearing something that looks hideous. Usually clothes you wear at night. It doesn’t have to be a nightie.
Howard: oh no what are you doing here?

Martin: I’m just getting some milk.
Howard: oh no, you caught me in my nightie.
by MeetMyMeat December 08, 2019
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It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.
"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.
by UltimateDoge January 08, 2025
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Raphael Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Raphael Robles "'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
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