Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017
Get the Crunchy love flakesmug. After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
by Margo009 January 24, 2021
Get the f*** flakemug. 
A type of person who makes plans to meet with you, then they don't show up and leaves you wondering the reasoning of their absence even when you have texted and called them several times to see why. When you confront them about their behavior, they cut contact with you or make you feel like you done something wrong to them. A flake is a deceitful, unreliable person who is often misjudged as being caring and kind. It is best to stay away from these people if you don't want to be taken advantage of.
Tess promised she will go to a party with me last week but then when I arrived there, she never even showed up. I texted her why she ended up not making to the party but she left me on read. What a flake.
by butterflygirl511506 October 20, 2021
Get the Flakemug. Red flake is slang for a micro flaw in a person. Flaws that cannot truly be considered a red flag in person but still give a breif pause on people.
Keith wants little people as a cake topper. That's such a red flake.
Deborah likes to drink 3 shots of whisky before bed. It gives off red flake vibes
Deborah likes to drink 3 shots of whisky before bed. It gives off red flake vibes
by A little Sus March 18, 2024
Get the Red Flakemug. Laurie said he’d come camping and at the last minute came up with numerous excuses why he couldn’t make it. Laurie is a flake.
by Bowdizzle November 16, 2024
Get the Flakemug. by Leon The Liger April 8, 2022
Get the Frosted Flakemug.