purpose bumps

a pony tail with bumps of looser tied hair. usually when a girl spends an hour on her hair to make it look like she spent 30 seconds. acheive this look by putting your hair up when it's curly or when you have a perm.

that girl's hair looks cute with purpose bumps.

by TanaRenee September 6, 2006

beauty bump

A baby bump (pregnancy-related belly expansion) of a beautiful woman.

Lauren Conrad is eight months pregnant and has a great beauty bump.

by smjgJsbjgsm June 15, 2017

Doing a bump

Doing a bump

Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, also known as a key bump.

After the coke rush is settled and starting to fade, people generally bump up.

I was doing a bump when my hand started shaking and I lost it all.
I always use my house key for a key bump.

by XTCNXS May 27, 2019

bagel bump

when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel

hey have u ever been bagel bumping?

by E.P.D March 13, 2009

hair bumps

Small bumps on the skin, resulting from shaving too closely or from dirt gettign into the skin

Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

Douche Bump

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.

Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.

by Bling (the original) May 5, 2007

shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.

Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!

by jvongrill September 29, 2008