by smjgJsbjgsm June 15, 2017

"yo dude i just downloaded this new song and it bumps on my system!"
"awesome lets go on a bump ride!"
"awesome lets go on a bump ride!"
by syren1 September 20, 2013

when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel
by E.P.D March 13, 2009

Doing a bump
Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, also known as a key bump.
After the coke rush is settled and starting to fade, people generally bump up.
Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, also known as a key bump.
After the coke rush is settled and starting to fade, people generally bump up.
I was doing a bump when my hand started shaking and I lost it all.
I always use my house key for a key bump.
I always use my house key for a key bump.
by XTCNXS May 27, 2019

Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.
by charles heston October 25, 2004

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
by Bling (the original) May 5, 2007

by deathtime May 1, 2020
