Cuddle Bump

When you cuddle with someone and your erect penis bumbs them
"Bro I cuddle bumped your mom so hard last night"
by AddyBoi March 23, 2015
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bump ride

verb: when you go on a drive with a system that bumps just to listen to music with no destination
"yo dude i just downloaded this new song and it bumps on my system!"

"awesome lets go on a bump ride!"
by syren1 September 20, 2013
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Doing a bump

Doing a bump

Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, also known as a key bump.

After the coke rush is settled and starting to fade, people generally bump up.
I was doing a bump when my hand started shaking and I lost it all.
I always use my house key for a key bump.
by XTCNXS May 28, 2019
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bagel bump

when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel
hey have u ever been bagel bumping?
by E.P.D November 01, 2008
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hair bumps

Small bumps on the skin, resulting from shaving too closely or from dirt gettign into the skin
Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.
by charles heston October 25, 2004
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Douche Bump

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
by Bling (the original) April 26, 2007
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shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.
Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
by jvongrill August 05, 2008
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