A person who is always happy , always willing to help , lovable , can be a tricky person sometimes but if you have a ck your in luck he will make your life wonderful!
by 21Savage November 25, 2016

jake miller is a person that can be very confusing. a person that is very easy to fall in love with, a person worth dying for, and a person who deserves the best this world has got. don’t mess up because if you do then jake miller will hurt you worse. despite the pain caused , you will still love this man with every ounce of your body, witch can be very frustrating.
by teenybamboo April 10, 2022

by Burgercakes24 May 19, 2020

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks
Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...
by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015

Op score of 1, is known by many for his god like ability at eating punani. Extremely mysterious knowone knows how or Wgat he does and seems to be 3 steps ahead of everyone. Some refer to him as a dirty dingo, he pretends to be a simpleton to feel normal. Makes one of the top 10 smartest people too exist. He is known to be like heroin one taste your an addict for life, if you are lucky to meet him be cautions because you will be obsessed and addicted instantly.
Wow the rumours are correct about Allan Gordon miller he is a god. Instantly addicted I quit heroin for more of him…
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by Yokeyolo February 17, 2023
