Couple

2 or more People

A couple of retard kids were in pairs since they had to blow.

by KidExploder1523 May 31, 2023

Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.

I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.

by helloiamailec April 3, 2024

Productive Couple

Whilst showering, one half of the couple gives oral to the other whilst the receiver washes the givers hair.

Alex and I think we are a very productive couple if you catch my drift.

by Akiren May 14, 2020

cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.

bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..

by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009

National couples day

It’s October 5 national couples day post/show off your love for your significant other!!

1:Hey baby it’s oct 5
2:yeah and?
1today is national couple’s day!
2:omg happy national couples day honey

by Simphub October 4, 2021

best couple

melcy is the best couple every time you wonder who is the best couple you will think of MELCY

melcy the best couple you can meet

by jjunierawr September 15, 2021

A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025