tree wizard

Synonymous with tree doctor.

That there tree wizard cured my trees of dutch elm disease.

by Louie Anderson November 28, 2006

Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when a male is having anal sex with a male or female, pulls his dick out, and right after he cums, disappears.

He told me would love me long time if I let him pound my ass, but he pulled a dirty wizard and I haven't heard from him since.

by Dinosaurasauraus January 26, 2011

Cake Wizard

Getting your pee stream to stay on the urinal cake the entire time. (Pink thing used to clean urinals).

Wiz - To pee.

Two people are using a urinal next to each other.

"Oh man, I'm the Cake wizard, my aiming was spot on the entire time."

"Um, cool."

by Imadeanurbandefintion March 21, 2010

Sandwich Wizard

1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.

2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.

"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"

"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."

by SandwichWizard III April 25, 2009

Gramma Wizard

An ugly old (or young but old LOOKING) woman who resembles or has features or characteristics of a wizard.

Girl- Thats her MOM? She looks so old!
Friend- Yeah, shes a Gramma Wizard.

by glambert4life June 24, 2010

unicorn wizard

A ginger on the internet.

"That guy is such a unicorn wizard".

by AnonymousScrub67 October 25, 2014

Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard

"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004