When one makes a a doll of someone and attaches the person's hair to it, then goes to their house and stabs them before leaving the doll on their corpse. Also known as murder. Term coined by Digital Vagrant of ZF Clan.
by Thwartrat January 12, 2024
Get the Neo Voodoomug. 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. by Sexydimma March 11, 2021
Get the neo progressivemug. The act of inserting a balloon into your anus and inflating it, then tying it and slamming yourself onto the ground so that the balloon may pop. An upgraded version of Boolooning.
by Sodaw August 6, 2024
Get the Neo Boolooningmug. Greg: Hey Philip, when are you submitting your economics assignment?
Philip: I think I’m going to relax and pull of a Neo
Philip: I think I’m going to relax and pull of a Neo
by Anonymous Vinam November 19, 2019
Get the A Neomug. A pretentious lover of knowledge who seeks to acquaint themselves platonically (or otherwise) with an individual (who may or may not fall into an older age group) in order to gain unlimited access to a surplus of knowledge whilst moving up the social hierarchal ladder.
Person 1: "Tiffany's such a golddigger; I swear she's only dating that guy for his money."
Person 2: "Nah, she's a neo-golddigger; she's just dating him so she can get better grades."
Person 1: "Either way, it's a bitch move."
Person 2: "True."
Person 2: "Nah, she's a neo-golddigger; she's just dating him so she can get better grades."
Person 1: "Either way, it's a bitch move."
Person 2: "True."
by SassGoddess December 23, 2016
Get the Neo-golddiggermug. by Timothy Timson March 11, 2024
Get the Neo-Gatemug.