5th World

Most undeveloped country

5th world Is something I am gald not to be in

by 459395 March 28, 2023

May 5th

National send Austin a tittie pic

Boy: hey it’s May 5th
Girl: and what?
Boy: you didn’t know? It’s national send Austin a tittie pic day

Girl: oh alright lemme take one rq

by ClassyAssPup May 5, 2025

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022

March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023

July 5th

The day to tell others how you feel. You have to be honest about it. Tell them if you hate them, love them, want them back.

Yooo it's July 5th, time to tell Betty I want her back.

by AelinGalathynius July 5, 2022