Sonic

A bitch ass motherfucker who pissed on my wife

Sonics a Bitch

by SONICISABITCHASSMOTHERFUCKER June 3, 2020

Sonic Fisting

The act of punching a cat in the penis. Derived from the fact that cats are called “pussies”.

That dude really hates cats, he just sonic fisted that one.
That crazy cat lady over there, she loves sonic fisting, hence being a CRAZY cat lady.

by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022

sonic Archie comics

Sonic the hedgehog comics that are now discontinued under the Archie licensing.

Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.

Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders

“I loved the sonic Archie comics as a kid… read em again recently… I had forgotten the atrocities..”

by TheSwagsterr February 20, 2023

Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:

person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you

by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021

Sonic Boomerism

Something so Boomeristic that it becomes it's own type of axiom

Karl thinks that vaxes cause autisim & antifa is ran by joe brandon. everything that comes out of his mouth is a Sonic Boomerism.

by Big Jesus Trashcan October 1, 2022

Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Derived from pussy cats and dick punches.

Is that a cat? I’m gonna sonic fist it if it tries to scratch me.

by Kreg the Reg September 26, 2022

Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.

Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.

by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024