Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

The back snapping of a fucking prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

sniper no sniping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to camping and sniping on call of duty mobile to the point that he/she has an unfair advantage over the enemy. The phrase is announced every time your friend uses the tactic, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and plays fairly.

Isabelle: Hey d’ya wanna hop on cod:m for a bit after class?
Anna: Yeah sure
Lizzie: I'm down

During the match:
Lizzie: how is Isabelle getting so many kills?
*no response*
Anna: *whispers* I think she's sniping again...

Everyone: Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! SNIPER NO SNIPING!

Isabelle: *switches to non-sniper loadout* Awww man!

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 15, 2025

Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025