Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
Get the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug. The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.
by Sheet Box Guy November 29, 2022
Get the Sheet Boxmug. Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021
Get the 3 Sheetsmug. when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
Get the fitted sheet syndromemug. by Jodie Podie September 26, 2012
Get the Sheet Keetmug. Sticking two cigarette papers together in an 'L' shape to create a longer roll. Usually used to make bigger joints.
by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012
Get the L Sheetmug. Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!
After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.
The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.
The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.
by DJ Jewdiculous November 8, 2010
Get the Beep the sheetsmug.