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Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.
"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."
by JHall1790 January 11, 2009
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feelings

a virus worse than corona
it will leave you crying and in pain
try to stay away, you can help this by being a lonely bitch

side effects:
depression
anxiety
other bad shit
hey guys i caught feelings again

get the fuck away from us don’t want to catch that shit.
by princess.clouds March 1, 2020
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residual feelings

When you claim to have moved on from feelings long ago but a part of those feelings still remains.
I sware I'm in love with Kenneth, but there are some residual feelings for douchy-mc-douchington and mr.hopelessromanticniceguy.
by ~Carpe Diem~ June 28, 2017
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Pussy feelings

When a guy gets mad and in his feelings because a girl don’t have sex with him.
Eg. He’s just being petty because I didn’t have sex with him, he’s carrying pussy feelings.
by Gossssip girl November 7, 2019
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lost feelings

when you lose feelings, it means when you no longer have interest in your significant other. you could be occupied for 3 days, and then your boyfriend tells you he's lost feelings. he could tell you he's "so in love with you" only for him not to be anymore just because you haven't spoken for a little, and you've been a little weird. but that's normal, I guess for him it wasn't!
some random dude: I lost the game!
you: yeah the same way my boyfriend lost feelings.
by jamiesuwu May 17, 2022
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feeding roses

Guy 1: yo I got that new Bentley
Guy2 : fuck you man, you're just feeding roses
by Bensonite February 26, 2015
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feelin the chicken

If your feelin the chicken it means that you are down to go eat at hatties or you just wanna chill with the dudes
Yo dude you feelin the chicken or you just going home
by Sam the man with ham October 30, 2018
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