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Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010
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portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.
John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet
by omfg1337 September 24, 2008
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Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"
Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.
by Thethekvr May 14, 2014
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poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds
guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop
by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021
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concrete breakfast

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside
fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow
by the lazy domski June 14, 2011
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Better Breakfast

(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.
Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.
by [-Baker-] February 10, 2004
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Aussie breakfast

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019
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