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Benjamin

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Benjamins are Kindhearted. They are often incredibly SMART! They are shy when you first meet them but very fun, wild and crazy as you get closer with them. They are a mix a an introvert and extrovert. They are also amazing at whatever they set their heart on! They are also HOT AF! Great in bed.
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Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr III

A man who is packing and super fucking funny
Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr III is a funny guy.
by BadThingsALot June 5, 2022
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Benjamin

Benjamin is one who plays Pokémon Go at the bar.
Benjamin loves Pokémon.
by TaylorSwiftFan666 November 23, 2021
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benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
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Benjamin

A great friend and quite nerdy however horrible with people of the opposite gender. He will try his best to gain a partner however will almost always be rejected. Despite this he will try again and again in desperation.
"Wait he got rejected again???"
"Yeah ofc, he's a Benjamin."
by Ivn:D January 9, 2023
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benjamin kowalewicz

I want to send nudes for Benjamin Kowalewicz
by Kesa September 26, 2017
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Benjamin Buttoned

When an older guy has sex with a younger woman so much he starts becoming younger and she starts aging.
I Benjamin Buttoned this 22 year old chick the other day, now I’m feeling 25 again.
by Bulgarian69 November 9, 2017
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