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Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010
mugGet the Wog's breakfastmug.

portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.
John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet
by omfg1337 September 24, 2008
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Aussie breakfast

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019
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poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds
guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop
by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021
mugGet the poop for breakfastmug.

brown breakfast

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014
mugGet the brown breakfastmug.

breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.
Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.
by maxkappe October 2, 2014
mugGet the breakfast mommug.

Vermont breakfast

Intercourse where you use maple syrup in replacement of lube
Did you and chad try a Vermont breakfast last night?
by THE_L0N3R April 2, 2019
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