Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary

What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad

by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011

Jack Miaff

Jack me off

Hi, is Jack Miaff there?

by mgsur June 14, 2011

Jack-spression

To jack (steal) someone elses expression(s). The person who always Jack-spressions is usually too lame to come up with their own expression.

Emily told Leah and Moe that she was crushing on Conan O'brien. Leah squinched her nose and formed and O with her lips. Moe Jack-spression(ed) and repeated the same reaction.

by One of the SMB's June 15, 2011

Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

Jack Wrapping

When multiple males who fornicating with one female (or male) at the same time, (A.K.A- "running a train") , frequently alternate the usage of one condom amongst themselves.

me: Dude me and the crew ran a train on Perla last night!
Dew: Dirty Perla?
me: Yea!
Dew: Gross! Did all of you have condoms?
me: Na
Dew: Were you guys jack wrapping?
me: Hell yea!
Dew: Sweeeet....

by megasourass June 20, 2011

Lobby Jacking

Lobby Jacking is the act of masturbating when you are in a call of duty or any online games lobby. If you finish before the timer runs out you win. Can be done in other situations ie; microwaves counting down.

Dude last night I was Lobby jacking and I completely did it. Only 45 seconds!

by Most Dope95 June 23, 2011

jack lass

A lass with a jack ass who pretends to be over smart.

The other day a jack lass with her jack ass seemed quite contended with their unnatural act.

by doodling July 1, 2011