Jack Kelly

A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-

Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!

Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025

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Jack is the definition of loser. No one likes him and he is extremely gay. This is a male specimen who often looks like a ghost. He is made of all bone and no fat or muscule or talent. He likes to grope other guys mostly named John. Once again he is a loser.

Jacks are gay and retarded.

by donutdaddy420 October 3, 2019

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Jack has a small sack, It is scientifically proven that Jack's sack is precisely small.
This Quote "Jack has a small sack" is also the creators of JingbO and much more important Quotes.

Hey Jack, Jack has a small sack

by 9sh is gang February 23, 2020

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Sky Jacks

A condition of going into seizures of jumping jacks. Often caused by nervousness or stress. These seizures, which are also known as 'jack attacks', are most often seen in Ralph Drabble when he gets nervous.

Ralph: (panting) One, two, one two...

Patrick: Man, Dad, you're all sweaty. Are you nervous?

Ralph: Yeah, I'm doing some Sky Jacks to calm down.

Patrick: Mind if I join you? I'm kinda stressed too.

Ralph: Sure! (like a coach) Ready, begin!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 18, 2010

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Fat Jacked

Yes it is

Daniel is not fat jacked. He should hit the gym.

by cathiewails September 20, 2021

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Jack is a really good person , he tries his hardest to make you feel comfortable and safe . He it's a awesome bestie to ppl , he wants u to be happy and never feel down. I'd ur ever feeling sad jack will make u laugh and smile<3.

Natalie; Jack's so nice :)!

Sammy; I agree!!

by Natalieiscoolio December 2, 2020

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