blue collar butt

A condition affecting individuals in blue-collar jobs, characterized by an itchy or chapped sensation in the anal area after a bowel movement while working out in the field, often caused by physical exertion, prolonged movement on foot, or exposure to harsh bathroom conditions.

After eating $23 worth of Taco Bell and hauling epstein island documents all day, Bergman was cursed with a wild flare-up of blue collar butt, making him waddle like a penguin with a personal vendetta against his own shit shooter.

by et55 November 4, 2025

Blue Tiddies

When you part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee so no one gives them any love.

Julie: Adan do your tiddies fart?
Adan: bitch you know I’m flat
Julie: damn too bad. I got some big juicy succulent Bahama mama phat tiddies.

Adan: guess I got blue tiddies :/

by Indie pt.2 May 7, 2021

air force blue

To have spirit for the Air Force.

Oh man, Tom's bleeding Air Force blue in that USAF hat.

by the_man_of_no_words September 26, 2017

Blue Bawls

When you're jonesing to cum or something

"hey man, I'm really jonesing to cum right now can you watch my dog real quick before I get blue bawls"

by MrSyde January 7, 2023

Blue starfish

When a girls butthole turns blue from pushing so hard during labor

Kayla had blue starfish last night when she shit out my kid.

by Kawishane January 18, 2021

Lunchtime Blues

When you feel sleepy after lunch, making it hard to be productive at work because you're sleepy. Food coma, but specifically after lunch.

Oh man, the lunchtime blues just hit me! I'm so sleepy right now.

by Anynomousssee February 10, 2022

Blue Tongue

It's like blue balls....but for eating ass

Fam I have not eaten ass in forever I swear I'm having blue tongue

by Fucknobud October 17, 2021