National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD

I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!

by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025

national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him

Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN

by trollerspy December 14, 2021

National couples day

It’s October 5 national couples day post/show off your love for your significant other!!

1:Hey baby it’s oct 5
2:yeah and?
1today is national couple’s day!
2:omg happy national couples day honey

by Simphub October 4, 2021

national kill a ginger day

Kill a ginger or beat them to almost death for being a restarted ginger on January 18 that is super restarted and is a gay ass faggot

todays a national kill a ginger day Horray we can kill them on the January 18

by anonymous January 18, 2024

United Nations

In lieu of calling a woman a slut, she is called the United Nations or UN because at one time or another most nations have spent time in that chamber.

Jenny has really had sex with a lot of guys. She’s the United Nations!!

by Johnny Tucson February 24, 2021

National Pookie day

This day is when you take your Pookie out for special events such as a gym date, dinner, or a movie, shit why not all 3

Friend1: did you know today is national Pookie day

Friend 2:really where are you taking me

by Bigboyrich February 22, 2024

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021