An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
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