by Zoitie January 13, 2019
Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.
by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020
National air strike your friend day is one day out of the year were you get to air strike your friend and don’t be responsible for you air striking your friend and you don’t face any consequences, punishment
I drone strikes my friend on National air strike your friend day and I’m not facing any consequences at all because you don’t when you drone strike your friend on national air strike your friend day
by Canadian cookie February 13, 2025
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
by Death Menace May 05, 2023
Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount
by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020
Someone you are friends with, but also have sex with, and maybe some love is involved. You may or may not be neighbors. Your kids may be friends. Your spouses may also be lover-friends. You probably spend a lot of time together, parent together, and combine daily chores.
I am going away for the weekend with my lover-friends.
Our lover-friends want to know at who’s house is dinner tonight?
My neighbors asked if I was driving in the car with my lover-friend the other day.
Our lover-friends want to know at who’s house is dinner tonight?
My neighbors asked if I was driving in the car with my lover-friend the other day.
by Mrs. Mag July 19, 2021
When a person seems invisible or unheard in group functions and only seems to be interacted with in one on one conversations.
In groups they are often ignored and their opinion is disregarded. Like a child's imaginary friend, they only seem to exist when no one else is around.
In groups they are often ignored and their opinion is disregarded. Like a child's imaginary friend, they only seem to exist when no one else is around.
by 420BIIIIIGBEEERTHAAAAA69 April 10, 2023