by whifl October 9, 2021
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Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024
Get the Friends mug.A person who was your best friend for a year just to get with your cousin and stopped talking to you because you begged for her friendship and somehow she blames it on you because apparently you're the one who caused problems in her relationship and apparently you never supported her relationship even though you are the reason she even ever went up to him and talked to him AND she ended up lying to her boyfriend/your cousin and told him that she never told anyone but she has a big mouth and told everyone. AND NOW THIS FAKE FRIEND WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN BUT DON'T SAY YES BECAUSE SHE WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THE SAME THING AGAIN.
Person 1: Oh look it's Mantha isn't she your best friend?
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.
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