double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 26, 2024

DOUBLE D FARM

THE PRODUCER OF THE BEST BIGGEST BEAUTIFUL BREASTS ALL NATURAL AND ORGANIC FROM SOUTH CAROLINA THE FINEST BOUNCY PERKY BIG DOUBLE D'S

double d's

WOW OH MY GOSH BRO, LOOK OVER THERE THAT GIRL IS STRAIGHT FROM THE DOUBLE D FARM WITHOUT A DOUBT.

by AXXLEROD July 26, 2021

Oreo Double Stuff

When your gf wants simultaneous aniz penetration with you and ur best friend, but you don't want to because they will touch.

I told her no, but she wanted that Oreo Double Stuff.

by Leo JJ December 29, 2016

Double Double Dingo Geeto

You put your hands out and rollover; mostly performed by toddlers.

Colt did a double double dingo geeto on the floor earlier

by Wordmasterj82 December 15, 2017

Double faced entendre

A word created by Oliver Tree from his song Life Goes On

Someone who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you

Friend: I can’t believe she would do that to you man
Friend: I know right she’s such a Double Faced Entendre

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 June 23, 2021

Double hangout

Couple dating hanging out with couple who aren't dating. Or a couple dating hanging out with siblings.

Wendy and Mark were on a date and invited their two friends for a double hangout.

by DasKasper July 6, 2022