double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream
Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!
by Beer Buddha October 28, 2015
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Double Peggitration

(Noun) When a man has a dildo rammed in his ass while simultaneously having his dick stepped on with a stiletto shoe.
“Man, I was with this dominatrix last night and she rocked my world with some hot Double Peggitration.”
by iWillShowYouDaWhey March 04, 2018
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double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 27, 2009
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when a girls is riding reverse cow girl while also double hand jerking your shaft
she said it was her first time then gave me the Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo?
by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021
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Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 19, 2017
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Double Ass-blast

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.
Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?
by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022
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Double DJ

When two guys lay down in a parallel fashion and finger each other in the buttox while at the same time making scratching noises with their mouths in unison.
Bro, I totally just Double Djed with Brad last night.
Wtf bro, that's so gay.
No bro it's so bro, bro.
by SoBroBroseph July 07, 2011
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