A friend of Asnerom

An imaginary person

They're as real as a friend of Asnerom.

by ArsenalFC3000 May 19, 2023

Friends

The thing you don't have.

You have no friends.

by _username_____username February 12, 2019

best friends

people who are very close in a platonic or even romantic way on some occasions.

“wow donatello and wilbur are the best friends”

“theyre like the definition of best friends”

by pieceoflettuce September 2, 2022

Friends

something that you don't have

"You don't have any friends? ..... you must be a milk chocolate"

by itsbishopbitch November 10, 2018

diddy friend

A fair-weather friend who is only interested in you if you have money, prestige, or fame.

Dude's just a diddy friend. Minute my cash is gone, he's outta here.

by Redneckmama February 6, 2008

friend code

a part of the friend code is when they say no it most definitely means yes

example of friend code
friend 1: are you hooking up with you ex
friend 2: no(I'm lying btw)

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025