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ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022
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Friend Chef

Who Chillaxx With ?

& Who 2 Who Flex Most Effective ... !+)

Trying Recipe's Of Who Matches Who , In You're Social Kitchen
One Thing To Recognise Is Friend Chefin ! Ya know , work out who sits where at the Christmas dinner Table...?
by The V ONE 2nd To None September 28, 2018
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks
It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend
by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023
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Friend

Someone who will invest in your billion dollar idea 🅱️ocks
You know what since we’re friends I will invest bro.
by Vibe-check-failed December 2, 2019
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Friend

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no
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Friend of Epstein

A way that Nonces can identify each other without outing themselves to the general public.
Andrew: "Hey whats going on down in this basement"
Ghislane: "Don't worry i'm a Friend of Epstein"
Andrew: "Lol me too, lets nonce this child."
by Donaldinho_iswot March 11, 2021
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