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Red hot lobster

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.
by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014
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Hawaii Hot Tamale

When a man uses a combination of feces, Sriracha sauce, and period blood to coat his dick and then pays a native islander to suck on it while a group of chanting tribal men surround them.
Mike: My Hawaii vacation was great. My favorite part had to be getting a Hawaii Hot Tamale.
by CakeBakeConnor July 12, 2016
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Indian Hot Dog

A sex position in which a (usually Indian) male pours curry on his penis, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse with a person of any gender.
P.S. The penis is the sausage, and the buttock cheeks are the buns.
Me: Ooohh Krishna! What innovative new position should I try with my girlfriend tonight?!
Friend: Since you're Indian, why don't you try the Indian Hot Dog!
Me: Oh yes, she does love curry!
by thelastgamer83 October 6, 2016
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hot tub baptism

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.
Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>
by Hot tuib harry May 2, 2012
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Texas Hot Dog

After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.

Best served as a surprise dish
Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!
by Polish Cupcakes March 3, 2011
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The Jersey Hot Dog

the act of taking sand paper and rubbing it on the penis, then proceeding to cover the penis in Tobasco brand hot sauce and having a female give you oral sex.
A: yo, i had jenna give me the jersey hot dog last night.
B: ouch, How'd that go?
A: there were scabs everywhere
by HACKAMUH March 5, 2011
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hot beef injection

A metaphor for ejaculation into the pussy, ass, or mouth. The cock is the "needle" and the cum is the serum. The cock penetrates and "injects" cum like a needle injects serum into the body after piercing the skin.

An expression of the desire to fuck or be sucked off and then cum inside the fuck partner.
She'll know you're a man after you give her your hot beef injection!! (heard at summer camp).

Open your mouth so I can give you my hot beef injection.
by Athanjay Ouillquay April 16, 2010
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