Pervy Wanker

a great name to confuse someone who is annoying you!
they have no clue what it is, and well, you get a great laugh at them wanting to know what it is! and when they ask just tell them that they are pervy wanker!! :D

ashaya: ASHTON YOU PERVY WANKER!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
ashton: What!!!!???? whats a pervy wanker!!??
ashaya: You are a pervy wanker now leave me alone!!!

ashton:WHATS THAT!!!??
ashaya: Whats what??

ashton: YOU KNOW WHAT!!
ashaya:noo.... jeez ashton you pervy wanker!!!

by ShayaSaurasRexx April 24, 2010

Wanker's Arm

Use 1 - Where you wank too much and your muscle on that particular arm is build up a lot.

Use 2 - An affliction, because of over-use it hurts when you are using it.

Example 1 - Whoa.. look at my wanker's arm - HUUUGE!

Example 2 - Ow.. hmm wanker's arm! *carries on anyway*

by Mr. Merge July 11, 2005

Wanker

A person who fucks. It is also the best word to end an argument to top it off.

Mum: Why dont u go and wank ur gf
Me: I already have im getting tired.

by Da Miker June 12, 2005

Wanker

someone who pleases themselves by tossing off

ur a wanker

by D.Duck April 28, 2004

Banker Wanker

An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.

Dude, Ricky is such a Banker Wanker. He is in the men's room all the time!

by s. pole September 24, 2014

habitual wanker

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit

Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0

by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022